Short flat chested dating
It's amazing that we as a nation would be furious against Katy Perry for bringing hers to a kids show (many of whose watchers probably still used them for nourishment, might I add), but that we would be totally cool with preventing shootings by bringing even more guns into an elementary school.
But this isn't about political correctness or gun control.
As the high school girls in the locker room complained about their expensive bras and boobs hurting in gym class, I still barely had any boobs to worry about.
I figured I was a late bloomer, but now at 25, I’ve been waiting quite a while…
OK, this isn't to say that they want women to just pull their boobs out in a crowded restaurant, but if they're eating an intimate dinner at home and there's no one around, you can bet that they'd be totally cool with the woman whipping her shirt off, freeing her twins to the breeze (of their excited panting).
As a man, you know the bewitching power that a bountiful bosom can have.
They're especially likely to think about it if they have a tantalizing chest swinging in front of their eyes, held in place by just a thin piece of cloth.
Being a card-carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee used to sound like the worst thing in the world, but it’s actually not so bad.
Once we got over that urge to stuff tissues into our training bras in middle school and blaming the females in the family for their flat-chested genes, we know how to work with what we have.
In traditional sex appeal, a tight, lean booty was considered sexy, with large breasts desirable as well.
Note that the celebrities these days who have big bouncin' butts don't conversely have flat chests.